lily rose

The Aftermath of The Royal Wedding

Picture this every ones having a blast and loud music is blaring out of my 2.3 amps there is the odd drunk that can not talk whatsoever and there is the drunk that is dancing with the dogs (aka my mother) there is bottles of Sambuca, Absinthe, Tequila and Vodka uneaten food and people generally getting drunk 

a few houres sleep…….. and lots of hangovers 

there is sick buckets everywhere there is uneaten moldy food there is the smell of spilt alcohol and shead loads of paracetamol every ones moaning about the mess and there headache’s there is the lazy bastards that are still sleeping and not helping clean up 

dose the above represent your street party?

remind you of anyone?

My friends are crazy!! But I love them

here is my top 10 reasons why i think my Friends are mad as a mad hatter 

1. we just laugh as much as we can even if there is people watching 

2. the dreams my firends have are plane right random 

3. where ever we are my Friends point out a advertising sign and try to turn it into a rude saying or something that Lee Evens would be proud of 

4. when all is quite my Friends tend to say some random word or saying like ride the camel like you are riding a horse 

5. we make up words that do not at all sound like the actual word they want to say like a bike was a roundie fast thingamabob 

6. they end up pulling a door that clearly states push 

7. they push the wrong level in a lift and end up getting out at the wrong level and arks them self where are they even though i told them a million times that this is the wrong level

8. my Friend said “if willy is marring Katey then dose that make him Mr Willy Royal”

9. they answer to the names Dingbat and Tallywack 

10. when we say good by they say taters in stead or later because they find it funny 

and that is just the begging of the list. but i still love them and would love to give them a big shout out to

Amy Barber 

Chelsy Pike 

Alex Hall

Aimee Higby 

thanks you lot for making my day so funny xx 

The three C’s of a student life. College Coursework and Care-free attitude.

So it has been nearly 2 years of being a student and so far its all good. When I joint Chelmsford College I had no idea what I was putting my self through. When I went on my own to my enrolment I was so nervers, I really wanted to get into the course I wanted to start so called “adult education”. the views people were giving me about college sounded so cool at the age of 15, now I don’t see what all the hoo-ha was all about. My social life has become next to nothing and well my dress sencs has gone down the drain but hay that’s what us student do. My best firned has become my Notebook and my worn out converses. However over the last month my college life has bein turnd up-side down. I can now go to college knowing that i have the most inportant thing that any student needs and that is wonderful perents. this last month i have beein abel to understand the veiws and opinons of my perents and now that im so close to my 18th birthday my perents are now starting to treat me like an adult. 

So if you are a “student to be” then take a leaf from my book the best thing you can have is wonderful parents not top notch GCSEs